Here's an excerpt from a dialog I recently had within the company I'm currently working for:
Me: Hi! I'm Yves and I've been assigned as software architect for project X (note: project is already running for 2 months…). What are you doing on the project?
Guy: I'm Georges and I'm technical analyst.
Me: I'll perform a code review on Wednesday with the development team. Will you be there?
Guy: Oh no, surely not! I can't write a single line of code!
He meant it. That would deserve being published on The Daily WTF.